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All about Pants

Many people having been whinging for an About page for the 9-10 months since I originally launched this site. This section would be a great opportunity to inflate my own ego by talking about how wonderful I am and whatnot. Unfortunately, it turns out that I'm (thankfully) not that self-centred, plus, to be honest, I'm not really all that wonderful either...

Jump to: Pants Q&A | The Pants Three | Behind The Curtain


Pants Q&A

Through this section, site visitors have the opportunity to submit questions and get answers to anything about myself or any stuff relating to the Pants Network.

I'll try to field any sort of questions that get thrown at me, whether it be about a section of the website, my ability to dismiss multiple GRAMMY® Award-winning artists as "talentless hacks", or even the super secret recipe for my three-kinds-of-cheese breakfast muffins.

View or submit questions...



The Pants Three

Here's the deal: Someone elects a theme, I list my top 3 (or bottom 3) things for that category, then explain why...

Avoiding the opportunity to talk about myself non-stop, instead I'm using The Pants Three to talk about things that I particularly like or dislike. These things have influenced my life in one way or another, and could all (conveniently) be blamed as being partly-responsible for content on this site.

For those that don't know me, this is a good way to get to know what I'm like and how I think. For those of you who already know me, this section is probably a Cliff Notes summary of why you think I'm an idiot.

View the Pants Three categories...


Behind The Curtain

Remember the famous scene from The Wizard Of Oz where Dorothy looks behind a curtain in the Wizard's chamber, only to reveal a scary dude with a twirly moustache sitting behind the controls?

Similar to that ghastly discovery, this section gives you access to some of the more specific info about this site and its author that, quite frankly, you'd probably be better off not knowing...

Take a peek behind the curtain...