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Behind The Curtain

If you were preparing for an exam and for some stupid reason I was the subject, this page would be your handy little cheat sheet that you'd try and smuggle into the exam room.

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Vital Statistics: The Creator


This is as close to a bio as you're going to get. I don't usually talk myself up too much so I wouldn't know what interesting personal tidbits I should put here. If you know something interesting about me (unlikely) or if you can think of some useful "Vital Statistics" headings that I might have an answer for, by all means send them in...

Name:
Adam Rachwal

Name (if I were a Mexican citizen):
Miguel Sanchez Conquistador

Nicknames:
Raggy, Rocky, & Bunch.
Needless to say, I am in desperate need of a decent nickname... Suggestions welcome.

Birthday:
Most years it can be found at the very end of February.

Most overused word in my vocabulary:
"Oil"

Closest celebrity look-alike:
In all the baby photos I've seen I look remarkably similar to Bert Newton. Proud of it too...

Favourite Dixie Chick:
The fat one.


Vital Statistics: The Website


I was going to say that the website pretty much speaks for itself, but then I considered that it doesn't have a mouth and even if it did, I would still be the one who controls what it says... Anyway, below are some stats on the website and some other information for people who are interested. If there's any other stuff you'd like to see here, let me know.

Development tools used:
UltraEdit handles all my code & text-editing needs.
Macromedia Flash is used for all site-design graphics (logos, gradient backgrounds, etc.).
Macromedia Fireworks is used for editing and composition of all photo-based site assets.
Pages are processed by PHP, served through Apache & hopefully delivered to Mozilla browsers.

Brief site history:
» The pantsnetwork.com domain was purchased in July 2003 after it fell off the back of a truck.
» A placeholder 'coming soon' page officially launched the sites existence in early August 2003.
» October 2003 seen the first of the early site updates, probably something about Britney...
» The new news management system launched in December 2003. The archiving began.
» Pixels was created in April 2004 to host some of the graphic/photography stuff I've work on.
» After 10 months of constant whinging, I finally set up this damn About page in August 2004.

Approximate percentage of the site dedicated to Britney Spears:
10% to 12%, roughly 92 references.

Most common Google referral search strings:
(As of August 2004...)
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(As of September 2004...)
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(As of October 2004...)
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(As of November 2004...)
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(As of December 2004...)
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(As of January 2005...)
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(As of February 2005...)
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(As of March 2005...)
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(As of April 2005...)
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(As of June 2005...)
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(As of May 2006...)
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